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Remember reading your Bible, especially the New Testement and marvelling at the zombies and kung-fu you found in there? You don't? Well thats OK because this film depicts it in atrociously acted detail. You see, when Jesus raised from the dead, he wasn't quite the same. In fact he was a zombie. Now the only thing stopping him from converting all the world (HA! Converting! I maketh a funny) was the kung fu skills the diciples had picked up on their travels through Galilee (just south of China and Japan)
Now you can say what you like about Plan 9 from Outer Space (which I will review one day) but Zombie Christ is without doubt, THE WORST FILM EVER! Poor filming, poor acting, and the worst zombie I have ever seen.
Mind you, I'm still giving it One Dario solely because of the concept.
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