Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Shocker (1989)




Shocker (1989)

cast : Mitch Pileggi, Peter Berg, Michael Murphy
Director : Wes Craven

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Plot: Serial Killer Horace Pinker is tracked down by a Police Chief's son, and executed by electric chair. Failing to die, Pinker instead becomes a supercharged electrical Demon ready to live up to his final words, "No more Mr. Nice Guy"

I love Shocker, there I've said it. I think of all Wes Craven's films this is the second best (after A Nightmare On Elm Street 1 of course). Now  realise that Shocker is not a perfect film, full of some poor acting at times, and a plot that makes no sense at all, even within the film. The transforming of Pinker from human to superhumal electrical monster is actually NOT the most ludicrous aspect of the plot, and the way Pinker is tracked down is completely weird, and the final ten minutes are beyond possibility.

But.....

Shocker is very entertaining, if you watch it with a huge amount of Suspension Of Disbelief, you will be entertained with a tale of Good against Evil and a film with more than a few moments of dark humour.

The soundtrack album as well, is superb!

Four and a half Darios!


Monday, February 2, 2009

Zombie Christ





 



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Remember reading your Bible, especially the New Testement and marvelling at the zombies and kung-fu you found in there? You don't? Well thats OK because this film depicts it in atrociously acted detail. You see, when Jesus raised from the dead, he wasn't quite the same. In fact he was a zombie. Now the only thing stopping him from converting all the world (HA! Converting! I maketh a funny) was the kung fu skills the diciples had picked up on their travels through Galilee (just south of China and Japan)
 
Now you can say what you like about Plan 9 from Outer Space (which I will review one day) but Zombie Christ is without doubt, THE WORST FILM EVER! Poor filming, poor acting, and the worst zombie I have ever seen.

Mind you, I'm still giving it One Dario solely because of the concept.